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Which OIBM Antagonist Are You?
Alright, let's assume you're evil. Your ultimate evil plan is to:
Exact your revenge on the world by destroying it.
Help destroy the world. Fun stuff.
Take over the world and make it cosy like home.
Destroy the universe, then travel through other dimensions and destroy those universes as well.
Take over the world, but you also plan to eventually take over the solar system and probably the galaxy as well.
Let somebody else go through all the trouble of conquering the world, and then "remove" them so you can be ruler.
Round up all the obnoxious young people of the world, throw them in a pen, and poke them repeatedly to see how
they
like it.
Implant mind-controlling devices in all the rubber duckies of the world so that when the little tykes grow up, they'll be mindless loyal minions.
Glue the ducks to the ceiling.
Alright, you have your evil plan. How do you implement it?
Summon an all-powerful demon from another part of the galaxy.
Search for super glue.
Get somebody else to summon the all-powerful demon and then reign over what resides. Mmm, cozy.
Wait until your slightly more powerful friend conquers the world.
Destroy whatever you can. How else would you implement it?
Burst into song every few minutes.
Oh no! There's some pesky heroines trying to thwart your plans! Quick, what do you do?
Ignore them. They can't touch you.
Beat them up whenever you can, but essentially ignore them. They'll die with the rest of the world.
Super glue them to the wall.
Snap their weak minds to your will.
Hunt them down individually and beat them to a bloody pulp.
Poison them and laugh maniacally.
Oh dear, despite your best efforts (or lack thereof), the heroines somehow made it into your Evil Lair(tm). How do you deal?
Attack them with your bare hands and...erm...talons.
Order your demons to "keep them occupied" as you finish summoning the big daddy demon.
Join your numerous comrades to beat them to a bloody pulp.
It's not your real Evil Lair(tm) anyway. Let them stumble around looking for you as you take over the world elsewhere.
Laugh at them because they foolishly stepped into the super glue trap.
Set them on fire.
Challenge their leader to a du-el, but keep razors up your sleeves.
Destroy them.
Put your pinky to the corner of your mouth and laugh as you drop an h-bomb on the fake Evil Lair(tm).
Every evil creature needs an evil colour. What's your colour of choice?
Red
Grey
Greyish blue
Orange
Brown
Translucent black
Dark purple
Greyish lavender
BLACK
And of course you need an evil weapon...
Feathers
Razors
Ribbons
Fire...just...fire...
Knives
Darts
Your evilness is enough of a weapon
Shadows
Talons
If you were forced to take up an actual humanoid job, most likely you'd be...
A dictator of a small country.
Pyrotechnician.
Inventor of better super glues.
Queen of England.
Casino owner
Pizza boy/girl
A bunch of escaped zoo animals come running out in front of your car on the highway. You manage to avoid hitting them all except one. Which one did you hit?
The duck.
The evil bunny.
The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater.
The rhino. And your tank survived.
The little kid. Oops.
The turtle.
The gazelle.
The bat.
The black panther.
Favourite evil footwear?
Combat boots.
High heels.
Comfortable slippers.
Sandals.
Ankle boots.
Just socks.
Nothing. Bare feet!
And how will you die?
That's impossible.
Laughing maniacally.
Going up in a ball of flame which takes out half of a large city.
With the world when you finally destroy it.
Dissipate with a scream that can be heard for miles.
"Accidentally" slip on a wet spot and go tumbling down a flight of stairs.
Of old age.
With my love.
The ducks.
Sanity level?
Relatively insane.
A few degrees below "rampant psychopath"
Sanity has no meaning to you.
Relatively sane, actually.
Negative 2.
Nutter.
And lastly, what's
your
maniacal laugh?
MWAHAHAHA!
I don't need to laugh.
BWAHAHA!
NYAHA!
DUCK SAUCE!
Hehehe. Hehe. Heh.
